HYPE - HYPERBOLE … A Curmudgeon’s Perspective
The same dictionary defines “HYPERBOLE” as:1: : extravagant exaggeration (as “mile-high ice-cream cones”)
February 2009 is slated to be the age of “Digital Television” and by government edict you will not be able to receive television signals unless you purchase either a new digital TV, or a set top converter for your existing unit (but wait, if you sign up now you can get a $40.00 voucher toward the purchase of this converter, but hurry, supplies are limited). Why? …Now I love my wife dearly, trust me, but she says she read the reason is because the government needed those analog signals for security reasons…
STOP!
- First of all, if you are reading this then you must be sentient. And if you are sentient, then it is wholly possible you have been exposed to written accounts of American history. Regardless of how much white-washing our history books have gone through, you know something about Watergate, Monica Lewinsky, and good old Tricky Dick’s “I am not a crook” speech. What you should have learned from all of this is that man is fallible and, for Pete’s sake, you can’t believe everything the government tells you. You do remember the little flap over a certain President on a ship announcing the war in Iraq had been won. (May 1, 2003) http://www.state.gov/p/nea/rls/rm/20203.htm
Conspiracy? Goodness, no. This is the new economic. You’ve been living with it for years. Remember the computer? The indispensable tool of modernity? The tool that only works so long before you give up and buy the next latest and greatest version? The computer industry perfected built-in-obsolescence, upgrades and gadgets that you just cannot live with or without. It is only fitting, therefore, other business models climb on board. And to succeed they need “early adopters” (people and organizations that buy-in to the latest craze regardless of price, hype or functionality.) - lots of “early adopters” - like you, and you, and you, and you. Point is, they need all of us to be “early adopters” to succeed. Hence the Herculean lobbying efforts.Oh, but then there is the payoff. Everything is going to be so much better and reliable like Microsoft’s Vista operating system. (http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9012140) (http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/microsoft/archives/132891.asp)
| technophobe | ||||||
| A | noun | |||||
| 1 | technophobe | |||||
| a person who dislikes or avoids new technology | ||||||

2/29/08
2/29/08